News Who is Half-ass Henry? Author: admin November 5, 2015 Share on Facebook Share on Twitter You’re probably wondering… “Who is Half-ass Henry?” While he may be a man of few words, he has wisdom beyond his years. We caught up with the legend himself to learn more about who the beard growing, sunglass sporting, newest member of Mudder nation is. What are you striving toward? Greatness. Isn’t everyone? If you’re not, you should be. What fuels you? The three B’s: Bacon, Beers, and Bae. What’s your favorite sport? Hot wing eating challenges. What pumps you up? There are 5 things in this world that get me going… Friends: Gotta have em. Work: Because everyone needs a challenge. Mediocrity is not in my vocab. Food: Say no to nothing, and yes to everything. Exercise: How else would I have this ass? Life Philosophy: No half-assing Why do your friends call you Half Ass Henry? I don’t like to talk about it, but I’ll say it is riddled with cruel irony. What kind of tunes do you listen to? I like to start my day with a bold cup of coffee and the classics, like Michael Bolton, and end it with some Drake. Gotta mix it up, ya know? Boxers or briefs? My question is, who’s got time for either? I’m a free-spirited man. What’s your Spirit Animal? Ron Swanson is my idol. Here are a few words to live by to peruse at your convenience. Got any advice for Mudder Nation? You do you.