Probably the World’s Toughest Cocktails

Look… it’s… it’s time for a #ToughCocktail (or two).  We’ve channelled our inner mixologists and share the booziest, buzz-worthy libations to brighten your isolations. Never ones to disappoint, we’ve served up cocktail creations that just might knock you on your ass faster than 10,000 volts.

Electro ‘shot’ Therapy

It might be cold as hell outside, but this Electro’shot’ will warm you up – FAST.

  • ½ oz Blue curacao liqueur
  • ½ oz Green crème de menthe, or any minty liqueur
  • 1 tsp potent grain alcohol

Pour the green creme de menthe into a shot glass. Add blue curacao, top with grain alcohol of choice, and ignite. Just remember to put out the flames before knocking this one back.

Mud Mile Martini

Like Mud Mile, this sweet ‘tini looks unassuming at first glance, but after one sip you’ll realize there’s more to it than meets the eye.

  • 2 oz chili-infused vodka
  • 2 oz chocolate liqueur
  • Cocoa powder
  • Cayenne pepper
  • Sweetened whipping cream
  • One small chili pepper

Pre-party preparation is involved to create this one, but it’s worth the wait. To infuse your vodka with the right amount of spice, throw some small red chili peppers into a bottle of vodka and let it sit for 3, 5, or 7 days depending on how much heat you’re willing to take.

Once you’ve got your booze infused, mix together cocoa powder and a sprinkle of cayenne pepper to rim the martini glass. In a cocktail shaker, mix ice, vodka and chocolate liqueur, then pour into glass. Make it festive by topping with whip cream and a red chili pepper.

Arctic Enema on the Rocks

There’s nothing quite like that refreshing feeling you get after emerging from Arctic Enema, but this cocktail comes pretty close it.

  • 2½ oz Cranberry juice
  • 1 oz Fresh squeezed orange juice
  • 1 oz Ginger beer
  • 1½ oz Citrus vodka
  • A few drops of fresh lemon juice

Fill a rocks glass with ice. In a shaker mix cranberry juice, orange juice, ginger beer, and vodka. To sweeten, add simple syrup and a few drops of fresh lemon juice. Skewer sugared cranberries to garnish.

*TMHQ is not responsible if things get weird after consumption – that’s all on you. 

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